Aliases: Robbie, Robbie darling
Location: United Kingdom
Profile: Thanks to British parents and a degree in mechanical engineering, Rob was able to fix the RRG hostel’s broken box fan using only a nut tool and a jar of marmite. Not only is Rob a yankee, he’s a British sympathizer yankee. So, when the South attempts to secede again, he will be the first to go. Until then, we love him for leading all the trad routes we’re afraid of.