Title: The Douser, Peanut Butter Jelly Factory, Rowland’s Right Hand
E-mail: Chris (at symbol goes here) homoclimbtastic.com
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Profile: ”I wanted Chris to help me with this site but he was so exhausted from the Benny Benassi rave that he stayed home and didn’t respond to any of my texts. Thus, I feel this allows me to say anything I want about Chris. but I won’t, because he knows a lot more about me than I know about him. For example, Chris knows about virtually every boy i’ve slept with, often because he was there too.”
Alex really could say anything he wanted about me, and it would probably be true and justified… and I’d be ok with that. He taught me everything I know about rock climbing and I wouldn’t be where I am today if it were not for him… and Benny Benassi raves. Aside from all that, though, I’m a rock-climbing music educator who sells wedding gowns for a living. Wanna stereotype some more? I also kayak, teach yoga and aerobics, and play the oboe. How ’bout them apples. I live in Atlanta and I love it. Have a question? Email me. Or tweet me @homoclimbtastic or @chrisavret.