Dane: bad cop

St. Louis, Missouri

Despite being an atheist, I thank God every day that Dane has a boyfriend. Otherwise I think the stress of handling Homo Climbtastic’s excel spreadsheets would cause him to go on a killing spree, wherein I would go first. Dane isn’t just involved in HC, he’s also involved in that similarly acronymed queer rights organization HRC–proof that at least some (one) of us can accomplish political change through means besides chucking molotov cocktails while in drag. Dane and I are a dangerous combination–with our OCD powers combined, we can move 20+ gay men through the Luxor, blow up planets, and contract life threatening food-borne illnesses.

Todd: hot daddy

Los Angeles, California

Other known aliases include DILF, Hot Toddy, Professor, Professor Todd, Part Three of the menage a Kia, and Hoover. Although, I think I imagined that last one in an Ambien induced wet-dream. Todd is proof that not only can you balance raising kids with climbing in the Motherlode, you can also maintain pecs that could crush a Volkswagen.